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• He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me, he bit,

sucked, swallowed,

when he was satisfied,

he left, i was hurt,

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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

• Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!

• Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe



Kyunki

Ghalib Ne Arz Kiya Hai



Raat Bhar Sharab Pi, Rat Cut Gai

Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai

• Musharraf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

Aao kamray mein chalain

Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai

• Jungle Mein Rehta Hun, Kanto Pe Sota Hun

Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hein, Land Pakarke Rota Hun



Wah Wah Wah

• 3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant

• Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

• Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

• Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?



Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

• In a party a lady wanted

to go to toilet so

she inquired with a sardar

papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,



sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao.